19 - 3 - '18     Run 1870     Vic Park BBQ's

The "hope I don't f*ck this one up & incur the 'furious wrath' 
of more members" blog for Run 1870. Members concerned 
were upset about some 'mistakes', but if you had to decifer
my jottings on a Tuesday morning, sometimes thru' bleary
eyes ..... !! One Harriette with the same name as MOUNTIE
posted about such mistakes as she wrote "commments".
We had the Hash 25, with about half that as super athletes.
FOP intro'd the run as the Labour Day run by the hard
working Committee, but half of them had the night off .... 
bloody unions. He said it was 4.5 km, set in chalk & flour,
although the paint wasn't too crash hot on the gravel.
We went west to the High School ovals, north past the 
Aquatic, back over to the Begonias, then down past the rings
& on to the Drink-stop & chips in Vic Park.
Back at the On After, FOP had picked up the very welcome 
tarps to shield the wind & the forgotten eggs. He had 
welcomes back for THE BILL, TEFLON, RANDOLPH & Seth,
& QUICKDICK but forgot HEAD HUNTER, then the Choir
Master buckled saying, "Give us an A for all these".
Stand in Screw QUICKDICK was up next to screw 
Hare RANDOLPH, (closely watched thru' envious eyes by
SPENCER HOCKING). He said that it was great to see a 
good run & well marked by some young blood, & in the 
Begonia area.                  (Shitty trail .... ).
Sergeant SPENCE revelled in having a student out the front,
but said to RANDOLPH that the paint would last on the road
for 1870 years.                (You're stupid ...... ).   
BAD HEAD JOB was next for blog mistakes, & DUMBER
was able to tell it all over - CRUTCHLESS was camping (not
NUTCRACKER) in tents (& it wasn't intense!!).  MOUNTIE
joined the charge for her commment, & BITCHFACE was 
there for some reason (?). DUMBER stayed out for the charge
with SS (you'll do SPENCE) about Melb. AFLW playing so 
well, that they should be replacing the men in their Comp.
MOUNTIE had a drink for the Cricket Team in the finals, then
NUMMY joined her for their Saturday at Mt Buninyong, 
to return Sunday & burn the place down.
PUSBUCKET had a drink for saying to MOUNTIE during her
golf lesson, "You're standing too close to the ball - AFTER
you've hit it !!"
D & D had a charge for NUTCRACKER wanting to wear a 
'fascinator' to the races - usually it's DONUTS.
NORMAL cooked up the eggs, bacon & hash browns (in
behind the wind break), scolding everyone who dared to
give him advice. There was also cheese, salad & bread rolls,
& some sweet stuff. 
....... & guess who just happened to be going past 
NORMAL's place for a ride home?

Next weeks run - 1871 - Hare HER VAGESTY at the 
Chisholm Street Park.