26 - 2 - '18    Run 1868    300 Coutt's Rd

FASCINATOR's going for a hat trick "Shit-house Run of the 
Year" from home. He began, saying "the run starts from here,
with not too many on-backs or checks". Then ..... something
about Mt Beckworth & the tree, when DONUTS says, "that's
to the top isn't it?" Decision made, & cars took off to the 
start at the base of the Mount.
5 bar flys stayed on for (a) quenching ale, while we listened to
the rusty grind of the windmill, & then proceeded to heat up 
the BBQ plate. Runners & walkers arrived back just on dark.
To start the On-after, Bride MOUNTIE & Groom PUSBUCKET
entered Stage Right with their attendants, to celebrate their
30 years of wedded bliss (Hash page photos). MOUNTIE 
remembered PUSBUCKET coming home pissed & saying,
"we're gonna get married", but she didn't realise that it was
SPARTACUS he wanted to marry.
FOP had a charge for the Hash Re-union organising 
committee SPENCER HOCKING (on his own), & for DUMBER,
MOUNTIE & SHAFTED for doing f*ck all.
                  (They're the meanest .... ).
Welcomes back for Grogmaster CRUTCHLESS & SPARTACUS.
                  ( Hymn, hymn, f*ck hymn).   HEAD HUNTER, why is
it written "hymn" in the songbook?
FASCINATOR got up to screw himself saying that it was a 
fantastic run, he'd used 7 bags of flour, everyone followed
trail, what a great view from beside the big tree, & a 
fascination level of 99.764 - pity no-one agreed !!
                   ( Shitty Trail ..... ).
R.A. MOUNTIE was next to christen "The Bird" - arise
                   GEORGE PELL-I-CAN.
PUSBUCKET charged ROWDY for saying QUICKDICK
looked "cute" in his outfit, while SILIC thought you'd more
likely meet QUICKDICK in a Phuket Bar looking like that.
SPENCE said as 1867 (tonight 1868) was a prime number -
out the front BITCHFACE, with a prime number run.
                     (Her, her, f*ck her ... ) & then,
                     ( ... got a neck like a turkey, Mrs Murphy).
QUICKDICK, DUMBER & The DR's drank together for some
reason (?).
DIMWIT had a drink for earlier singing "Swing Low" & not 
knowing that it was the Hash Prayer, & GLIDER a drink for
leading the Hymn at the weekend.
      BITCHFACE had her virgin go at (Give us an A ...).
DUMBER charged DIMWIT for arriving in the bush & asking,
"Where can I buy diesel here?" - No f*kin' where!, then SILIC
told DIMWIT to get his joke over with - Pick pocket / Peeping 
tom - the pick pocket snatches watches.
FOP charged BITCHFACE for writing Susie in the book, then
the O'Halloran's drank together (incl. PUSBUCKET).
SS confirmed that a good friend needed a ride home & was
picked up by the Cops ... HER VAG.
Some other charges (may include, but not limited to!!),
  ROWDY to SILIC - hasn't been in transmission for years,
  ROWDY to NUTCRACKER for socks being creamed,
  DUMBER to SPARTACUS & PUSBUCKET for their dancing
    together on Sat. Night,
  FOP to FASCINATOR for turning off the wind farm - no lights,
    or power to keep us warm,
  R.A. MOUNTIE for turning on good weather at the week-end,
  BITCHFACE, NUTCRACKER & D&C as Bridesmaids,
  DUMBER in the old Magna, for tailgate-ing PUSBUCKET,
  PUSBUCKET for saying that he had to come home for the
  weekend - to go to the pub & Hash Re-union, but didn't
  mention the wedding anniversary,
  DIMWIT for trying to rifle FASCINATOR's fuel tank,
  GLIDER for being too lazy & staying at the pub between 
  runs at the weekend, &
  PIMP for his piss weak chant as Choir Master. 
We feasted on BBQ snags, hamburgers, bacon, corn, onions 
& hash browns, with bread & salad stuff on the table - 
(in the dark - FASCINATOR !!).

Next week's run - 1869 - Hare SHAFTED from,
                               219 Coalmine Rd., Lal Lal.