19 - 2 - '18     Run 1865     Surface Hill Rd.

                 "The get well HEAD HUNTER night".

TEFLON's run from Argyle Dam, with 13 runners, 10 walkers 
& 6 bar flys showing up. Actually the announcement of the 7k
run caused the instant decision to become "walker with 
stubby" instead. Parking & travel arrangements were noted, 
eg: THE BILL & PLUCKA actually drove on the 200m of gravel,
NORMAL had his "chauffeur of choice" MASTABAIT, (guess 
that's a GF to you BENT until next time) & the argument in the 
PIMP vehicle along the 16k, over which route was the shortest 
- it's actually 2k longer via the Hway over Sebas/Smythes Rd -
bad luck again REARY & SILIC.
Both the run & walk had been marked - the run in toilet paper.
We met at the very well stocked Furphy & Blonde Drink-stop,
& the chips!
Back at the On After, NUTCRACKER took to her stand-in 
Grog Master role with gusto - I guess the paper cups weren't
her fault !!
FOP welcomed back DIMWIT & MASTABAIT.
Stand-in Screw PLUCKA had negative thoughts about 
screwing TEFLON - "too many on backs & mine shafts" 
she said, the "run longer than usual & the downhill good",
but could only manage a PLUCKA Duck level of 6.
                      (S.H.I.T.T.Y trail ........... ).
Just then SHAFTED noticed the tree root emerging from the
ground, & assured us that PLUCKA wasn't the root in the 
circle.
Stand in, Stand in, Stand in Sergeant ROWDY asked for 
charges as BENT NOSE charged walk (wank) leader NORMAL
& from the run, 'with positive legs' NUTCRACKER.
REAR ENTRY got the George Christenson charge, FOP for
shagging the staff - HER VAG, & DR DEATH the Jordan
de Goey charge .... & as 1 Dr drinks ..... !!
                       (You're stupid ............... ).
Think there was a charge in there for DR DEATH about the 
sniffyc*nts of 1865 - Melbourne Cup Winner "Toryboy".
PEBBLES charged DUMBER for his "cheap" jump starting
of the car, tho' DUMBER hasn't done his accounts yet, but 
PEBBLES came back with, " if the car had been fixed 
properly in the first place ..... "
The 1865 introduction of Arnott's Biscuits in Newcastle
brought the 2 rangas out together - ROWDY & 
BAD HEAD JOB, & then BENT NOSE had something (?)
about Grandfathers.        (Hymn, hymn, f*ck hymn).
ROWDY had PIMP out to drink from his new shoes, after
it was stained thru' his new socks, & then SHAFFY for his
cross trainers.
FOP charged REAR ENTRY for saying that Bill (Shorten
Curly) f*cked the Republican bitch's daughter, then for 
TEFLON putting the used condom over the root in the 
circle.      (Put it in your hand Mrs. Murphy ....... ).
DONUTS charged TEFLON for having a supper that you
could build at Ikea, FANG had a drink for his knee bandage,
& FOP for his gag about Little Miss Muffett & Saddam - both
had curds in their (whey) way.
SHAFTED just then commented that, "there's something 
about the steam coming off your piss!!", while the 
septagenarians SS, GLIDER & THE BILL took the 
HEAD HUNTER charge.       (She's a Harriette ....... ).
We had SILIC's favourite - Salad Rolls & choice of cold 
meats in individual packs, cheese, lettuce & tomato.
Someone produced a packet of snags for NORMAL to
do justice to on the H3 trailer - even in the dark. Eventually
SHAFFY found the rechargable light & we could all see again.
Bush runs are the best, but, not a bad idea to have a light 
for the On After eh?    Just sayin'.

Next weeks' run - 1866 - Hare FASCINATOR's 3'peat, from
300 Coutts Road, Mount Beckworth.