30 - 10 -'17   Run 1848   Bull's Eye Cafe

SPENCER HOCKING's run from old Hasher TRICKY MICKY's
Pizza Cafe in Creswick.
FOP welcomed visitors SCRUBBER & GOANNA (put your 
hand up Goanna, but we couldn't).
We had our centurion TEFLON, drinking from the 'inscribed
chalice' for his 100th run.
We almost needed a minute silence for the late arrival of 
NUTCRACKER, cumming in the rear entry.
SPENCE told us to follow the flour & chalk, but didn't mention
the markings half-way up the tree. He wouldn't say how far it
was, but after a few hills & valleys, a couple of creek 
crossings, a bit of jungle & gravel paths, we came across the 
drink-stop, over the road by the memorial (SILIC was soon to 
check out the array of opium poppies at the side).
At the circle, FOP welcomed SCRUBBER & GOANNA again, 
then welcomes back for CRUTCHLESS & TRICKY MICKY, &
as all Micks drink, you too SILIC.
TEFLON was there again for his 100th, JITTERBUG for her
'Greek perfect number' of 28, & CRUTCHLESS 21 (today, 21..).
FASCINATOR began the screwing of SPENCE, mentioning
the lovely historic spot for a run - birthplace of 14th Prime
Minister John Curtain, & REAR ENTRY was instantly
disinterested when he learnt that Curtain was a Labour man.
A great run thru' the bush, that kept runners & walkers
together several times...... 'Shitty Trail'.

..... charges may include, but not limited to ......!!

Sergeant SPENCE 1st charged FASCINATOR for a 
fascinating screw, then called out DAZED & CONFUSED, to
tell us about her most fascinating screw, & as usual,
NORMAL was lurking to take her drink.
Religious Adviser MOUNTIE was out there for a drink, on 
account of arranging good weather, & as she's a 'mick', all
micks drink, so you too TRICKY MICK & SILIC.
JITTERBUG was out there again for her 'perfect number' 28,
& SPENCE added that it was "the digit sum of half the 
square root of the common denominator plus the hypotenuse
of fuck all !!" ie: 1+2+4+7+14 = 28. Both JITTERBUG & TEFLON
then had a drink for their digit sums of 1, & PEBBLES' 444.
TRICKY MICK was a good mate of dear departed HEAVY,
so a rousing rendition of 'Swing Low Sweet Chariot' followed.
         ....... On On HEAVY.
REAR ENTRY had a drink for HEAVY's one time comment,
"You know what I like about you REAR ENTRY? - Nothing".
SPENCE asked SCRUBBER the question, "When did 
GOANNA come out of hibernation?"
DUMB & DUMBER reckoned that "if the charge of the light
horse was on today, SHAFTED would be at the back on
a donkey !!".
JITTERBUG had a charge for her 'big blue' at the Blue Ball,
then LOIS LANE to TRICKY MICK for the large queue of pub
patrons out the front, looking for Hash (to smoke).
SPENCE had a drink for putting trail marks half-way up the
tree, then FASCINATOR for sooking about everyone wanting
only CRUTCHLESS, & not giving a stuff about his 57 runs.
ROWDY charged GOANNA about lots of smelly fingers (?),
then DUMBER called out LOIS for saying run 'over' the
bridge - not too many runs 'under' the bridge.
ROWDY had a drink for sending the wrong info about the
run to SCRUBBER, then DUMBER had a charge for FOP,
over his cancelled visa & post-poned flight.
Last charge was from PEBBLES for SILIC & the death of
Fats Domino - at least we've still got our own Fats Dalziel.
Well done the Bull's Eye Team, for the seemingly endless
supply of tasty pizzas, wedges, chips & salad - thank you.

Next week's run at 6:00pm - Hare SHAFTED from the ANA
building in Camp St. On After at Old Colonist's (Calcutta).

See you in a fortnight !!