16 - 10 - '17     Run 1846     441 Doveton St

SOS's run from home with some good weather for a change.
FOP welcomed the Hash 35 for the run in the sunshine.
The Hare assured us that it was a pretty cool run & up there
for the best of the year. It would be a good 5 km, with a few
on-backs & a Drink-stop. As expected, a run thru' the streets
up North, that included up & down Black Hill, then back to the
well stocked VB Drink-stop, with lollies & chips, amongst the
skips at MacArthur St School. After a can (or NORMAL's 2), we
grabbed a traveller to get us all the way across Doveton, as we
watched DR DEATH & the Engel, ride the bonnet of the old Toyota 
to cross the street - what could've gone wrong Your Honour?
"Little boys & bread rolls" were the pre-dinner snacks, to which 
the Hare received a charge for "food before the Circle", 
& NORMAL for taking 2 savs per roll  ..... "Him, him, ... f*ck him'.
FOP had welcomes back for TEFLON from O.S., BP, BENT NOSE,
FANG, & FASCINATOR (& MOUNTIE because she's always 
cumming) .... "Stupid .... so f*ckin' dumb".
At last we had the real Screw FASCINATOR. He said how pooch 
'Chicken' had been attacked on the run by a poodle, then 
mentioned how the house renno was f*cked, with no wall sheets,
(bit of Tidy 'substance' money put to good use tho'), & that, as 
soon as SOS took his hat off to reveal the hair style, it proved
everything. A Fascination level of 6.9 !! ..... S.H.I.T.T.Y trail.
Stand in Sergeant QUICK DICK had ROWDY, DIMWIT & PEBBLES
charged for their Hash Training Run at the Melbourne marathon, 
then MOUNTIE bought the Old Man PUSBUCKET a drink for his
having 41 beers - one for each 'K' of the marathon.
HEAD HUNTER was also quick to buy the Old Man QUICK DICK
a drink, saying it was the funniest he'd ever been, but NORMAL
gave her a charge back, saying "QUICK DICK can't be too bad,
he married you, you stupid bitch". 
MOUNTIE was up next for a fight about an on-back, then D&C, 
who kept on running past some people she knew - of course,
her stand-in drinker NORMAL took that one.
DR DEATH breached his Community Corrections Order by 
running round the school, & of course as all DR's drink, out
you come ROWDY.
NUMMY charged SILIC ( or was that Harry Butler?) for, after
removing his hat, looking like that feller Harvey "Winecask",
then ROWDY had PAULINE & HALF A BAR out for looking like 
they had swapped shirts for the night - the long on the short.
BENT NOSE was disgusted with both Dr's for no response to 
his post about eating pussy .... You're ugly ... you're ugly !!
Both QUICK DICK & PUSBUCKET had a drink for recently 
coming home "the drunkest they'd ever been", then, ROWDY
wanted to know if PLUCKA had "sand in it", after playing
volleyball & missing 2 runs. 
MOUNTIE charged SOS for letting 'Chicken' get bloated, after
free-wheeling round the table looking for cast-offs, then DIMWIT
had his "positive" charge for ROWDY, after ROWDY helped him
avoid some dog shit on the run.
DIMWIT stayed front & centre, as PEBBLES recalled him saying
at the top of Black Hill, "looks like we go down from here".
ROWDY had charges for REAR ENTRY for yet another 'fail',
not knowing the theme song, & LOIS LANE for the consolation
of the New Zulland losers.

That'll do - thanks HEAD HUNTER, didn't have to suffer "it" once.

Great tucker at the 'festive board' - ham on the bone, bread, 
pineapple & cheese, & plenty of it, topped of with cakes via
the PMT 50 - thank 'youse'.

Next week's run - Hare's (might be brazilian) NUT CRACKER &
D&C from Brown Hill Pub.