17 - 10 -'16      Run 1792     Steffen Close

The PUSBUCKET run in the fabulous East, & NUMMY continues
to 'raise the bar' by showing up. Welcome to A(20) & PLUGGA,
& welcome back to SPENCER HOCKING.
DR ROWDY's offering for 1792 was "The 1st public guillotining
in France, & Denmark's abolishing the Slave Trade" - thanks Wiki.
15 'athletes' headed out past the York St frogs, & I guess, so did 
the walkers - into the bush for yet another shicky run. After his
welcome back from Vietnam, SPENCE decided not to run - 
probably no kids in & around Pax Hill. Ohhhhh, the look on 
ROWDY's face to think he'd be cumming down Cathie St !!
Drink-stop in the shed at MOUNTIE's niece's, then thru' the 
back gate (REAR ENTRY was ecstatic), to the On After.
SS screwed PUSBUCKET ( Hare & Religious Adviser) for
organising good weather, the run (tho' SS had no idea) & the 
well organised walk amongst the flora.
Charges "may include, but not limited to .........." Well done
PEBBLES for a full marathon on Sunday, & ROWDY for the half.
For body parts missing or removed, GLIDER, BP, PEBBLES &
SILIC.       PLUGGA & A(20) for the venue.  
DR DEATH for waking up very seedy after last week's Market
Pub run, & now 'raising the bar' drinking red wine (wain) 
as a charge. DUMB & DUMBER for another unsuccessful run
by Throstle - methinks the only way to make a $ from said 
Throstle is to follow it round with a shovel & bucket !! 
HALF A BAR for no f**kin' idea about any f**kin' Nobel f**kin' 
Prize, & who the f**k is Bob f**kin' Zimmerman anyway?
Fashionistas CHRIS CROSS & NORMAL - what lovely coats
for Hash. The Bulldogs win got SILIC yet another drink, & the 
AFL Trade week one for REAR ENTRY, PLUGGA & SILIC.
ROWDY got some lovely purple flowers from SILIC - where
have your hands been this time ROWDY ?
Something about SHAFTED's C**t (CAT) Hat, & PLUGGA
took one for the absent PLUCKA's 110 th run. 
MOUNTIE got SHAFTED to bring the Hash Trailer, & back
it up the driveway, all the while cooking the viddles in 
the kitchen. A few burning rings of fire this morning I'm sure.
MRS DICKHEAD wanted to thank the dirty little scumbags
that broke into her house, & hoped the little f**ktards
rot in hell !! PUSBUCKET delivered the "HALF A BAR's a
Country Member" gag, & REAR ENTRY came in the back gate.
SHAFTED saved the investors from some insider trading,
& as usual, NORMAL had to stand in to drink for the
DAZED & CONFUSED charge.

Blog Bastard over & out for 3 weeks - I'll take a welcome 
back drink NUMMY, but don't pour it just yet - C U Nov 14. 

Next week's run - SS from the Fish Hatchery, Gillies St.

10 - 10 -'16      Run 1791     Market Pub

MRS DICKHEAD'S run in the wind & rain. Sniffyc*nts of 1791 by 
our Wikied-up DR ROWDY, is the birth year of 
Sir George Gipps of Gipps(land) namesake.
GM NUM "raised the bar" again by actually turning up.
Welcome back to LOIS LANE & PAULINE, & welcome to the 
visiting SLAB, GOANNA & SCRUBBA.
Can't comment 'bout the run, as the Blog Bastard joined the
bar flys at the opposition Pub, not even making it for a Light
Beer drinkstop at MRS D's. 
SS had some dreams (wet or nightmare ??) but screwed
MRS DICKHEAD for a good run anyway. 
NORMAL had a drink for something about Trump & the debate,
HALF A BAR was called Wylie Coyote for not sharing his
"horse's mouth sure-fire" bets with everyone and GOANNA 
& SCRUBBA for texting DUMBER about the Hash Run.
MOUNTIE was mortified that the Queen's oldest Corgi had died.

That's all folks !!

Next week's run - PUSBUCKET from Steffen Close (off York St).

3 - 10 - '16  Run 1790  Daylight Saving Run

DR ROWDY'S "shicky run" thru' the sodden bush around 5 Ways.
GM NUM'S  absence (due to man flu?) continued to "lower the bar"
& stand-in DUMB & DUMBER was in charge. ROWDY'S utterings
re: 1790 were Mozart's composition of "Cosi Fan Tutti" (English
translation "Women are like that") & the patenting of Shoelaces.
Athletes headed off into the mud (wasn't ROWDY'S Midland Golf
run in the mud?) & were eventually fooled into a false trail by 
D&C & the 'recently returned to running' BENTNOSE. 
3 barflys actually made it this week to the drinkstop Fat Yak et al.
Charges (may include, but not limited to), SILIC & PUSBUCKET
for their teams' win/loss in the Grand Final.
SS screwed ROWDY for his leaving the good weather behind
in South America, the run, the walk, the drinkstop & the well lit
Circle - great lights DUMBER.
DUMBER for his loser horse that got a crook ticker after a dose
of cobalt, & then the Bookmaker giving him a 10:1 bonus for his
honesty over a betting slip debacle. PEBBLES for being 
surprised that his runners weren't waterproof. PUSBUCKET for
for the 20 to 8 free kick imbalance in the Grand Final.
REAR ENTRY - Richmond now holds the record for the longest
wait for a Premiership win. D&C - most un-Australian going to a 
Stage Play on G.F. Day. MASTABAIT on his way to France (didn't
he just get back?) - what does NORMAL do now?
BP for a brand new Grand Niece. MRS DICKHEAD - something 
about buying new runners for PRECIOUS (Blog Bastard can't 
read his shorthand !!).
Birthday boys ROWDY & DUMBER.

Next week's run MRS DICKHEAD from the Market Pub.