With the Hare back from the Far East it was no surprise that the run omitted 3 points of the compass.
Mountie now attends funerals to canvas drink stop venues. We should all follow suit as Jim and Kate set a new high mark in catering.
There was again an attempted insurection during the walk. The Kiwis seem to be involved again.
Glider deputised magnificently as Grogmaster.
We all toasted Joy on Spencer's behalf. That makes three mums lost to Hash recently.
SS employed some subtle algebra to characterize a run as palindromic.
Those who had ignored the Pope's directive to all car pool were noted.
Lois told a couple of Hash jokes which covered most orifices.
Fascinator observed that the late arrival of the fish warranted renaming of the species to BarraTuesday. He then topped this by winning the raffle - a bottle of wine. Sort of coal to Newcastle.
He is becoming unintentionally funny.
Thursday, June 25, 2015
Wednesday, June 17, 2015
1722 Royal Mail Cris Cros
All the ingredients of a top run.
Novelty: exploring the under-appreciated Ballarat West
Topicality:We were embroiled in the marriage equality debate
Drink Stop Excellence: Runners and walkers coincided with much grog left over. This latter aspect was aided by Shafted's inability to find us.
Prompt Food Service: No waiting for excellent pub food.
Armchairs and a fire for the less mobile hashers.
Most of the run took in our iconic Yarrowee. The hare had prepared a warning for a particularly treacherous stretch. Of course Mountie fell over before we got there.
Runners safety was ensured as they were escorted through St James school by security.
Bob was welcomed as a new runner. More discord amongst the walking clan.
Rear Entry returned and was advised to protect his reconstructed innards in the likelihood of overly humourous charges.
Her Vag and Plucka have run 100 times altogether.
An attachment depicting Normal in groping mode was found to be difficult to delete so do not open at work -especially on my bosses computer. Thanks Rowdy. More work for the IT bloke.
Fluid Movement made an early bid for the Tight Arse award by hitting the bain-marie early.
Hash Cash had been apprehended during the week, making off with a charity tin. Well done to those carrying out the citizen's arrest.
Novelty: exploring the under-appreciated Ballarat West
Topicality:We were embroiled in the marriage equality debate
Drink Stop Excellence: Runners and walkers coincided with much grog left over. This latter aspect was aided by Shafted's inability to find us.
Prompt Food Service: No waiting for excellent pub food.
Armchairs and a fire for the less mobile hashers.
Most of the run took in our iconic Yarrowee. The hare had prepared a warning for a particularly treacherous stretch. Of course Mountie fell over before we got there.
Runners safety was ensured as they were escorted through St James school by security.
Bob was welcomed as a new runner. More discord amongst the walking clan.
Rear Entry returned and was advised to protect his reconstructed innards in the likelihood of overly humourous charges.
Her Vag and Plucka have run 100 times altogether.
An attachment depicting Normal in groping mode was found to be difficult to delete so do not open at work -especially on my bosses computer. Thanks Rowdy. More work for the IT bloke.
Fluid Movement made an early bid for the Tight Arse award by hitting the bain-marie early.
Hash Cash had been apprehended during the week, making off with a charity tin. Well done to those carrying out the citizen's arrest.
Tuesday, June 9, 2015
Run 1721 Queen's Birthday- Mountie's Republican Run
A truly aristocratic run, taking in Queen St, King St and Princes St, all in honour of Liz on a day made more regal by America Pharoah taking the the Tripple Crown.
Many hashers away at the footy or the other East.
FM and SS had represented our culture at a Celtic festival.
The walk proved too precarious for Mrs D, who fell off the footpath.
Fill in screw,Shafted, presented an invisible tribute to the" lonely "Hare to the tune of the anthem.
Next week at the Royal Mail.
Many hashers away at the footy or the other East.
FM and SS had represented our culture at a Celtic festival.
The walk proved too precarious for Mrs D, who fell off the footpath.
Fill in screw,Shafted, presented an invisible tribute to the" lonely "Hare to the tune of the anthem.
Next week at the Royal Mail.
Tuesday, June 2, 2015
Run 1720 1/6/15 Spencer Hocking The Park
The run took us around the new water gardens behind the Hockey Centre.These had apparently escaped the notice of D&D as he set his recent run in the same area. Despite the cold, Precious channelled Glider. Errol &Sue hosted the drink stop.
SOS,Bubba, Gilf and Precious were among those welcomed back, putting pressure on the Choirmaster.
Mountie welcomed her Hymen back,not having seen it/him for some time.
Boot was called to task for his failure to carry out his Religious Advisory duties. With Rear Entry brought down by a toothpick and in dire need of clemency, it was expected that our RA would have seen the need for the last rites to be administered ... but not so.
Shafted had contemplated the possible reason for the Rear Entry gastric incident. George Pell's minions were exonerated as the guilty prick was diagnosed a non-catholic.
The Bill, Bubba, Pebbles and Rowdy were acknowledged for the Magpies lead role in initiating the reconciliation round.
Normal finally got his goblet, Pebbles acheived the English cricket score of 3 four 2 and the integrity Mrs D's coiffure was called into question- particularly the hue.
SOS,Bubba, Gilf and Precious were among those welcomed back, putting pressure on the Choirmaster.
Mountie welcomed her Hymen back,not having seen it/him for some time.
Boot was called to task for his failure to carry out his Religious Advisory duties. With Rear Entry brought down by a toothpick and in dire need of clemency, it was expected that our RA would have seen the need for the last rites to be administered ... but not so.
Shafted had contemplated the possible reason for the Rear Entry gastric incident. George Pell's minions were exonerated as the guilty prick was diagnosed a non-catholic.
The Bill, Bubba, Pebbles and Rowdy were acknowledged for the Magpies lead role in initiating the reconciliation round.
Normal finally got his goblet, Pebbles acheived the English cricket score of 3 four 2 and the integrity Mrs D's coiffure was called into question- particularly the hue.
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