Wednesday, December 12, 2012

1589 THE ROYAL OAK Hotel, sponsored by tidy tiling.

bring a friend day at THE ROYAL OAK Hotel, sponsored by tidy tiling.

Yes, this was bring a friend night but there were more relatives than friends in attendance. What does this say about the Hash? Normal brought no one - no relatives or friends.

Tommy Half a Bar, ran in a sheep skin with a blow up sheep strapped, in-appropriately, to his body, co's it was his 1000th run. Barr, Barr

The run was short and many of the new guests were expecting more of a challenging run and were also surprised by the length of time spent at the drink stop... drinking alcohol.

All the guests got a drink, and Dan, Dan the Tusker man and for a brief moment did not have an alcoholic drink in his hand, shame ,shame. Mountie had a birthday, so got a drink. Lucky as this reminded Pus Bucket of this momentous event.

The Grand Masters lady made a brief appearance but was too embarrassed to stay as a friend for the night... delivered the salads and the food was again yummy, cooked by the old BBQ dog Sill unt.

Next week is the last Christmas run from 111 Webster street, so dress for the festive season and bring your singing voice as the traditional Christmas caroling will be the main event. You may need to bring a chair as most chairs and tables have been sold.... see you there, love and clucking Nummy

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

1588 3/12/12 Peady St Reserve. Hare Bad Hair Day

1588 3/12/12 Peady St Reserve. Hare Bad Hair Day

The Peady reserve was a great venue with a small group of Hashes in attendance. The hare had forgotten the season and didn't get a fire permit!

...but he could be forgiven as the weather was appalling... very cold, windy and fine mist of rain .... burrrr

The run was good, up and down hills, through bushland and building sites and it was in the beautiful East.

We had some new runners attend from Russia, they are moving to Ballarat in the next few months. They were very happy to join in but could not stay for the on after so left the drink stop early... unfortunately they got lost and arrived back at the reserve about 10 minutes after all the Hashes returned....

The Sargent informed us that the duck died... very sad. The Masturbater gave us a lesson on the birds in the reserve...

The Dickhead prodigy were in attendance and the Little Ranger was wanting a crap, his parents were ignoring him, unfortunately the rest of us couldn't, phew...

Due to fire restrictions Sill unt cooked the BBQ on the back of the trailer. Hymen was not there, sob, sob... and it was revealed the Grand Chicken Master thinks he is running an all male hash... well this is what he has told his lady...

The evening was very cold and I am unable to remember anything else significant so thanks Bad Hair Day, the food was yummy.

Now next week is bring a friend day at THE ROYAL OAK Hotel, sponsored again by tidy tiling.
(Bring a friend or go home without one). The are special events planned and great surprises in store for all and sundry. Be there with a friend on December 10th.

Love and clucking Nummy