Monday, December 5, 2016

5 - 12 -'16   Run 1799   441 Doveton St. Nth.

SOS's Run. GM NUM welcomed the ancestors Sue & Simon.
Welcomes back to JITTERBUG - back to Hash after a sabbatical,
the visiting ZIG & SILIC from the touring love-fest honeymoon.
16 super athletes headed off past the rose garden (hey SOS
what's the ladder in the front bedroom for - been swingin' from
the chandelier??) & were caught up to, at the 1st halt by his
lateness SHAFFY. Crowny's flowed at the school Drink-stop,
then back for the On After.
NUMMY kicked off the charges with Sue & Simon (Mum & Dad),
Rhiannon (Partner), JITTERBUG, ZIG, SILIC & SOS.
Screw SS first brought the attention to the shape of SOS' mo,
being nicely tweaked at the edges. The walk was good, & the 
"bar was raised" with over 30 attending, but on the run, why
were so many halts & checks in the middle of a block? 
NORMAL took charge of the bbq utensils, & we all thought,
that with the rising flame we'd need the CFA, but the 
carcinogenic snags & steak arrived first. 
Sergeant ROWDY charged REAR ENTRY for being the would-be
Grogmaster, then a reverence charge in memory of 
GOGO (GOGGO !!) - but he did go & get baled up. SPENCER 
HOCKING for being a Senior Ambassador for the White Ribbon
Foundation, then PEBBLES for his obscene / revealing garb
at the White Ribbon breakfast. MASTABAIT for 'closest to
the pin' with a wrong answer to "1799 - Bass & Flinders
circum-navigated Van Dieman's Land.
NUM NUM received a lovely Christmas Card from Gold Bus, 
& JITTERBUG's green 'map of Tassie' should have been a bit 
lower, to be closer to the real thing. SHAFTED had a drink for 
another winning horse, but according to DR DEATH, the horse 
started at $11.50, & SHAFFY had only backed it at $8.00. 
CHRIS CROS had the appropriate attire, seeing as ZIG was here - 
the old orange ZIG T shirt from years ago. PUSBUCKET had a 
SILIC shirt on, even though it had never seen a drop of sweat. 
PLUCKA had the perves goggle-eyed while we stopped at the 
railway gates. SOS took one for pooch 'Chicken', seeing as she'd 
been round all the bags sniffing at the contents.
Religious Adviser PUSBUCKET ascended the pulpit to recite 
the chant & initiate Rhiannon - arise "TIDY TWAT". She did take
a while to drink from the 'Initiate Cup' - a bit strange thought
SOS, seeing as how she is usually quick to swallow!!
Grog Master SPARTACUS found the pool an ideal spot to wash
the down-down cups, but the residual chlorine did turn
DUMBER's red wine 'white'.
Next Week's Run - Teflon's from somewhere in Invermay,
(map to be supplied). 

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

29 - 11 -'16      Run 1798     14 Platypus Dve.

CRIS CROS is the Hare. MOUNTIE blew the reverance horn & 
GM NUM began with welcomes back to CLEAV-er-AGE & FANG
& welcome to SON OF TEFLON, & HANNA.
Runners vacated via the 'rear entry', walkers out the front & 
1/2 doz. bar flys (incl. Self) stayed on to cart the drink stop,
which was in place shortly before the walkers, & soon after
came runners. CLEAVAGE was waiting for coffee !! ROWDY was
quick to leave the group conversation, when 3 old farts were 
looking for some free consultations. 
On After & first drinks were for CLEAVAGE, FANG, SON OF TEF
& HANNA. With the lack of reverance, NUMMY had a large
meltdown & the limbo bar was well & truly 'raised' (or kicked
off the supports) & came crashing to the ground !!
Charges 'may include but not limited to' ..........
SS charged CRIS CROS for run & walk, & for most arriving 
together at the well catered for Drink Stop. 2 DICKS joined in 
the charge, then it was decided that all "Dicks" drink together - 
enter QUICK DICK & HALF A BAR.     
R.A. PUSBUCKET had a drink for bringing on the good weather 
& for his choice of mis-matched socks, ala DR DEATH.
On Saturday's 'Celebration Mystery Bus', MOUNTIE was slapped
then had a cry, DONUTS & SPENCER HOCKING didn't know 
where they were for tea, & REAR ENTRY deserted the ship at 
10:30 pm, blowing .269 into the bag. REARY had another drink
for his philosphy "a man can only drink so much beer ....!!"
FANG could only manage a walk tonight, as the old fart had
done 5 km earlier this morning. LOIS LANE charged ROWDY
for his 'nasty gash' on the forehead, & MOUNTIE found keys
in her 'nasty gash'.
GLIDER - get well soon after a stint of chemo. 
Next week's run - SOS, 441 Doveton St. Nth.

Monday, November 21, 2016

21-11-'16     Run 1797     Cnr Butt & Elsworth

1797 & ROWDY had 'Nuthin' - but Explorer/Geologist Strzlecki was
born on June 24 (you wanted that BENT).
GM NUM NUM called the troops to order & welcomed visitors 
HEAD HUNTER & QUICK DICK from Oslo, & welcomes back to
a visit (in Canberra, at Hash they call her FLU MOO).
NORMAL said an 8km run, & we all thought the A***hole was joking,
so 14 Super Athletes took off into the bush. HEADHUNTER says an 
8km run is great. We eventually came across the Crowny drinkstop,
after some fairly serious 4 WD tracks en-route, then NUMMY
arrived with the Down Downs in the mini Mustang.
SS screwed MASTABAIT for the 10 out of 10 run, walk & drinkstop,
to a rousing chorus of "Fox on the Run". He also commented that
the visitors from "Ireland" (not quite Oslo 1300 kms away), were
easy on the eye, at least one of them.
Sergeant ROWDY charged NUMMY for her over zealous time
keeping, setting off too early, QUICK DICK for being a quick dick,
& MASTABAIT for the lengthy run making us all well & truly
f**ked (like MRS D on the recent honeymoon).
PLUCKA was presented with the birthday muffin for the 43rd,
& drank up for the analogy of "red cock at night, PLUCKA'S
DR DEATH had a drink for inviting PUSBUCKET & SPARTACUS
to the Cup, but not MOUNTIE, & SHAFTED for a 3rd placed horse.
MASTABAIT had a double charge for his bike ride (with the bike
on the train) & now about to buy the electric one, & PRINCESS
has the new mattress installed, but he's still not invited to bed.
The someone who fell off the back of the ute in Dolly's Hill Road
was 24, so forget worrying about it being HALF A BAR or
BAR LICKA - it's more than a little while since they were 24.
Congrats. to MRS DICKHEAD - new GM of the PMT Hash.
SHAFTED charged for the Steward's visit to swab the Trainer
& not the Horse & DUMB & DUMBER for great colour
co-ordination - matching shirt, socks & jocks.
HEAD HUNTER & QUICK DICK have come clean saying,
"We're not visiting, we're staying".
BENT NOSE charged BAD HEAD JOB (which should have been
a rebound) for being a tight arse & probably won't go to the
Top Eureka - it's the outrageously over the freakin' top
North Brittain - get it right !!
That's enough - Next Weeks' Run, Cris Cros, 14 Platypus Drive,
Mt Clear via rear entry & mind the plants.

Monday, November 14, 2016

14 - 11 -'16    Run 1796    State Forest Rd

According to much wikied ROWDY, 1796 was the year that Edward
Jenner administered the first smallpox vaccine.
We welcomed Ford Royalty in the carpark, with DUMB & DUMBER'S
new wow factor Mustang, with the mere 557 km on the clock, & very
nice it is. Chick (or old chook !!) Magnet ??
11 super athletes headed off into the bush, met along the way by his
"ever lateness" SHAFFEY. Same amount of walkers took to the track
& we met at the welcome drinkstop, 50 m  short of the On On, 
then back to hare DONUTS' place.
R.A. PUSBUCKET was absent, so must have placed a remote order
so as good weather & the Supermoon would coincide with the Circle
around the campfire.
Stand-in screw SHAFTED gave DONUTS  the well earned longest 
screw he's ever had, for a good run, & overall great night.
Sergeant ROWDY'S first utterance was a Rememberance Day charge
for the sadly departed - most recently, CRUNT & BIG BALLS
PAULINE took one for the recent NZ Earthquake, DUMB & DUMBER
for Leonard Cohen's passing, CHRIS CROSS for Australia's 
appalling Cricket debacle, & DR DEATH for the Edward Jenner
Smallpox shots.
SPENCER HOCKING had a drink for knowing the term "syzygy"-
straight line-up of Sun, Moon & Earth, & BAD HEAD JOB for 
"perigee" - Moon's closest approach to Earth.
GILF had to drink up for bitching about hare DONUTS parking
too close to the puddles at the drinkstop.
Talking of parking - BENT NOSE backed all the way down the
50 M driveway, when he could have driven the circle round the 
house - Engineer ?? ROWDY was one of the last charges for 
organizing sponsors to the Gold Rush Nash Hash in Feb '17.
That's it - was too dark for any more shorthand !!
Thanks to MRS D for fixing the BHD f/up on the Blog.

Next weeks' run - NORMAL & MASTABATE from Cnr. Butt
& Elsworth Sts, Canadian, & On After - Top Eureka.

Monday, October 17, 2016

17 - 10 -'16      Run 1792     Steffen Close

The PUSBUCKET run in the fabulous East, & NUMMY continues
to 'raise the bar' by showing up. Welcome to A(20) & PLUGGA,
& welcome back to SPENCER HOCKING.
DR ROWDY's offering for 1792 was "The 1st public guillotining
in France, & Denmark's abolishing the Slave Trade" - thanks Wiki.
15 'athletes' headed out past the York St frogs, & I guess, so did 
the walkers - into the bush for yet another shicky run. After his
welcome back from Vietnam, SPENCE decided not to run - 
probably no kids in & around Pax Hill. Ohhhhh, the look on 
ROWDY's face to think he'd be cumming down Cathie St !!
Drink-stop in the shed at MOUNTIE's niece's, then thru' the 
back gate (REAR ENTRY was ecstatic), to the On After.
SS screwed PUSBUCKET ( Hare & Religious Adviser) for
organising good weather, the run (tho' SS had no idea) & the 
well organised walk amongst the flora.
Charges "may include, but not limited to .........." Well done
PEBBLES for a full marathon on Sunday, & ROWDY for the half.
For body parts missing or removed, GLIDER, BP, PEBBLES &
SILIC.       PLUGGA & A(20) for the venue.  
DR DEATH for waking up very seedy after last week's Market
Pub run, & now 'raising the bar' drinking red wine (wain) 
as a charge. DUMB & DUMBER for another unsuccessful run
by Throstle - methinks the only way to make a $ from said 
Throstle is to follow it round with a shovel & bucket !! 
HALF A BAR for no f**kin' idea about any f**kin' Nobel f**kin' 
Prize, & who the f**k is Bob f**kin' Zimmerman anyway?
Fashionistas CHRIS CROSS & NORMAL - what lovely coats
for Hash. The Bulldogs win got SILIC yet another drink, & the 
AFL Trade week one for REAR ENTRY, PLUGGA & SILIC.
ROWDY got some lovely purple flowers from SILIC - where
have your hands been this time ROWDY ?
Something about SHAFTED's C**t (CAT) Hat, & PLUGGA
took one for the absent PLUCKA's 110 th run. 
MOUNTIE got SHAFTED to bring the Hash Trailer, & back
it up the driveway, all the while cooking the viddles in 
the kitchen. A few burning rings of fire this morning I'm sure.
MRS DICKHEAD wanted to thank the dirty little scumbags
that broke into her house, & hoped the little f**ktards
rot in hell !! PUSBUCKET delivered the "HALF A BAR's a
Country Member" gag, & REAR ENTRY came in the back gate.
SHAFTED saved the investors from some insider trading,
& as usual, NORMAL had to stand in to drink for the

Blog Bastard over & out for 3 weeks - I'll take a welcome 
back drink NUMMY, but don't pour it just yet - C U Nov 14. 

Next week's run - SS from the Fish Hatchery, Gillies St.

Monday, October 10, 2016

10 - 10 -'16      Run 1791     Market Pub

MRS DICKHEAD'S run in the wind & rain. Sniffyc*nts of 1791 by 
our Wikied-up DR ROWDY, is the birth year of 
Sir George Gipps of Gipps(land) namesake.
GM NUM "raised the bar" again by actually turning up.
Welcome back to LOIS LANE & PAULINE, & welcome to the 
Can't comment 'bout the run, as the Blog Bastard joined the
bar flys at the opposition Pub, not even making it for a Light
Beer drinkstop at MRS D's. 
SS had some dreams (wet or nightmare ??) but screwed
MRS DICKHEAD for a good run anyway. 
NORMAL had a drink for something about Trump & the debate,
HALF A BAR was called Wylie Coyote for not sharing his
"horse's mouth sure-fire" bets with everyone and GOANNA 
& SCRUBBA for texting DUMBER about the Hash Run.
MOUNTIE was mortified that the Queen's oldest Corgi had died.

That's all folks !!

Next week's run - PUSBUCKET from Steffen Close (off York St).

Monday, October 3, 2016

3 - 10 - '16  Run 1790  Daylight Saving Run

DR ROWDY'S "shicky run" thru' the sodden bush around 5 Ways.
GM NUM'S  absence (due to man flu?) continued to "lower the bar"
& stand-in DUMB & DUMBER was in charge. ROWDY'S utterings
re: 1790 were Mozart's composition of "Cosi Fan Tutti" (English
translation "Women are like that") & the patenting of Shoelaces.
Athletes headed off into the mud (wasn't ROWDY'S Midland Golf
run in the mud?) & were eventually fooled into a false trail by 
D&C & the 'recently returned to running' BENTNOSE. 
3 barflys actually made it this week to the drinkstop Fat Yak et al.
Charges (may include, but not limited to), SILIC & PUSBUCKET
for their teams' win/loss in the Grand Final.
SS screwed ROWDY for his leaving the good weather behind
in South America, the run, the walk, the drinkstop & the well lit
Circle - great lights DUMBER.
DUMBER for his loser horse that got a crook ticker after a dose
of cobalt, & then the Bookmaker giving him a 10:1 bonus for his
honesty over a betting slip debacle. PEBBLES for being 
surprised that his runners weren't waterproof. PUSBUCKET for
for the 20 to 8 free kick imbalance in the Grand Final.
REAR ENTRY - Richmond now holds the record for the longest
wait for a Premiership win. D&C - most un-Australian going to a 
Stage Play on G.F. Day. MASTABAIT on his way to France (didn't
he just get back?) - what does NORMAL do now?
BP for a brand new Grand Niece. MRS DICKHEAD - something 
about buying new runners for PRECIOUS (Blog Bastard can't 
read his shorthand !!).
Birthday boys ROWDY & DUMBER.

Next week's run MRS DICKHEAD from the Market Pub.